Tender Vitters

Of course one of the names in the "D.C. Madam"'s book of clients was that of Republican Senator David Vitter from Louisiana. Vitter has been one of those sniveling, brown-nosed senators who supports Bush at every turn, and speaks only in talking points.

Here he is on gay marriage:
"This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history, and our two U.S. senators won't do anything about it. We need a U.S. senator who will stand up for Louisiana values, not Massachusetts values."

Fact: Louisiana has a higher divorce rate than Massachusetts. Discuss.

And just so we know that the shit-for-brains attitude isn't limited to him, here's a quote from Mrs.Vitter(who must be just dynamite in the sack)from 2000 about the whole Clinton/Monica thing:
"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

Fact: Mrs.Vitter has already publicly forgiven her husband. Discuss.

Hey, she worked hard for that Mrs. degree, she ain't giving it up just because her husband is a sniveling, cheating hyprocrite! We're Republicans, dammit! We're special!

Ugh.